Aunts in the Bed

On occasion, the Friendly Hero finds an Aunt in Mommy and Daddy's bed. It usually happens if the bed is unmade when we come up to get dressed in the morning and Dad's already at school. Today, Aunt L, was in the bed. But he has found each of his Aunts several times.

So, Aunts, if you ever lose yourself for a morning, or have a blank spot in your memory---it's because the Friendly Hero stole you for a little bit to play.