So, it's been a while since I've had some really good minion stories to share, and within the past three or four days, I suddenly have tons to share again. I think the kids are getting a little bit more crazy the closer we get to Summer!
I think I will do them in chronological order, which also saves the best for last. On Tuesday, a group of students "cornered" me in third period. "Mrs. H!" They cried, "You are always reading the best books! Your homework assignment is to create a summer reading list for us to read!" I told them I would as long as I got their books to add to the list so I have materials to read while I'm in Indiana. They also want contact information for Indiana. It makes me feel really special inside. P.S. If anyone wants a copy of our summer reading, let me know. Once it's finished I'll send a copy your way!
On Wednesday, in 6th period we were solving using completing the square. Part of Completing the Square requires you to put blanks on both sides of the equal sign. I asked the students why we need blanks on both sides and they start guessing, but they're not really close. When they run out of guesses, they all looked confused. I told them that it was one the commandments of Math. "Thou shalt do unto one side of an equation what thou doest to the other." They all started laughing and one kid said "Hey that sounds like just like the Book of Mormon." Another kid spoke in the formal third person for the rest of the period. They also wanted to know the rest of the Math Ten Commandments. They are as follows:
1. Thou shalt not divide by zero.
2. Thou shalt not put other textbooks before thee in math class.
3. Thou shalt show thy work; check thy work and confirm that thy results are reasonable.
4. Remember thy test days and prepare for them wholly.
5. Thou shalt honor the correct order of operations.
6. Thous shalt not do thy math homeowrk in ink!
7. Thou shalt commit the facts of aritmetic to memory.
8. Thou shalt do unto one side of the equation what thou doest unto the other.
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy orignial problems; thou shalt copy thy problems accurately and legibly.
10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's paper, not anything that is thy neighbor's.
On Thursday I had three to five students tell me that I was their favorite teacher ever. They also all agreed that I was the best math teacher in the whole school. It was really flattering that they all believe it.
On Friday I interacted with one minion a lot. I had a box of packing peanuts by my desk, because one teacher brought them in for me. One minion picked up a peanut and asked me, "Can I have this cheeto?" I then told him that they were styrofoam and weren't cheetos. He was devestated. He then spent the rest of the period trying to climb into the garbage can. I told him three seperate times to get out of the garbage can. They are very silly this time of year.
Here's a movie about the Baby Hero, because I know that's the real reason why you listen to me.