I want you to stop being worried about my lack of desire to roll over. I just don't want to--and here are the reasons why:
1. Look at these adorable rolls. Whenever they are seen, people love them. When I become mobile, these knee dimples, rolls, will disappear, and we have worked so hard on making them together.
2. Elbow Dimples. These are really hard to make Mom. I've worked hard eating all the cream you give me and then asking for more. I'm afraid these will be the first to go, and I'm not ready to give them up.
3. Look at that effort! I'm adorable! Fat is cute when you're 5 1/2 months old!
4. I know that you think that I think it's a race. It's not. I know that I'm wearing clothes The Friendly Hero wore when he was 11 months old. I know I'm not six months old and I'm in 12 month clothes. If it were a race, I'd try competing with Uncle Bob. He was 17 lbs by 3 months old. Keep that in mind.
Besides, The pants don't need to be rolled up, just almost rolled up, so I'm almost tall enough for them.
6. I can hold up my head! See! I'll roll over when I want to.
7. I've decided to be fat instead of mobile. Count your blessings. I stay where I'm placed. The Friendly Hero doesn't do that!
Love,
The Peaceful Hero
P.S. To all you who are wondering--I'm Exhibit A. Mom wasn't sure if it would be that hard, because you've all seen the picture of The Friendly Hero before. I still thought that it was ok to put up, because we do look a lot a like.
No comments:
Post a Comment